We leave for New York two weeks today.I'm. Not. Ready.I don't even know what I need to do to get ready. I have no list. I never have no list.I don't know where my passport is, what I'm going to wear on the plane or what I'll say if they ask me to go through one of those scary naked scanner things in the airport.I do however know where to buy notebooks, cupcakes, Chinese food and architectural antiques. So I'm not worried.Today we sent a stranger all of our money and she posted us keys to our apartment to us. At least, she says she did (pleasegoddon'tletitbeascam) and in two weeks we'll be going to sleep in the middle of Greenwich Village. And ohsweetjesus I'm so excited.*Oh Gosh picture from The Internet. I'm bad, I saved it with the ambiguous filename 'cocoacocoa'. I have no idea what that means.