N: oh, you've got a flower on your head.
C: yeah, it's to distract people's eyes from the bump.N: (puzzled silence, quizzical expression)C: people see a pregnant photographer at a wedding and they look straight at their stomach. This way they'll be distracted. And as the bump gets bigger I'll put a bigger flower on my head.N: (puzzled silence, bemused expression)C: (frustrated) you know, to balance it out.N: Yeah. I don't think that's going to work.*me, our wedding, by The Boy.