Thursday, July 01, 2010

Multiple choice

Burial at sea

You're in a cubicle in the Ladies at the supermarket when you hear violent and repeated vomiting, peppered with small groans and whimpers coming from the cubicle next to you. You assume the vomitter is:

a) pregnant
b) hungover
c) contagious.

Your reaction is to:

a) check if they are ok
b) leave in such a rush that the vomitter isn't quite certain that you had finished peeing before you made a run, yes A RUN, for the door.

(The first question is one I'm genuinely interesting in, I'd always assume c) first, b) second and a) as a complete afterthought. The second question is just me being passive aggressive.)