(or: 'conversations that seem perfectly normal if you spend a lot of time with toddlers. Not so much if you don't'.)
'Nye, will you smell my leg and tell me if it smells like poo?'
'do I have to?'
For those of you who were following the trouser drama on twitter, yes I wore them, and yes, they did smell like poo. But only if you stuck your nose right up in my crotch and that's something I try to avoid with clients, even the nicest ones.