Nye (muttering under his breath as he discovers some scene of carnage): 'oh, you little bollocks'
Ammie (loudly and excitedly): 'Ammie bollock!'
Ella (concernedly) 'Ella not bollock, Ammie bollock.'
Nye: 'oh god.'
Cara (in another room): laughs hysterically, leaves room to prompt numerous repetitions of toddler bad language.Parenting fail.
I started a tumblr, recording Widdle and Puke's adventures in language. It amazes me continuously how much they understand and how fast their brains are moving, it's no wonder that they short circuit sometimes.