7.30am this morning. My bedroom, just awake. Discussing our visitor.
Ammie: "I'm going to crap on Sophie"
Me: "NO YOU ARE NOT"
Ammie: "I am! I'm going to crap on her!"
Me: "Amelia, you certainly are not."
Ammie: "I will do it quietly."
Me: "No you won't, that is not a nice thing to do to people."
Ammie: "But I want to crap on her and see if she is awake."
Me: "Ammie, do you mean 'creep up on her'?"
Ammie: "YES! Creep on her."
Me: "Okay, go and creep on Sophie."